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Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Maybe I'm not writing enough about sex

Recently, I received an email from Google Analytics (for the first time ever), showing me that this blog had received 82 visits in the past month, up 12.33% from, well, I don't know - it didn't say, and they were all from "new users".

Sort of impressive to have 82 new people come here considering I never reference it publicly and no one reads blogs anymore. 

Not as impressive? The "average engagement time" on my blog: 1 (ONE) second!

And that is down 95.14%, meaning they used to spend nearly, but not even, 2 seconds on the site?

Not surprising? All 82 users were new which means that no one who had ever been here ever came back. 


Maybe I'm not writing enough about sex

Recently, I received an email from Google Analytics (for the first time ever), showing me that this blog had received 82 visits in the past ...