Hooters, I still don't get, or Winnebagos or ta-tas or...

Some things I am too embarrassed even to put on Facebook, well, lots of things, but many of those I, sadly, wouldn't even include in this blog. But this I will:

I swear to God, that today, at age 55, after looking at a picture of someone on facebook who shall not be identified here, though it wouldn't be hard to figure out given the context, I just today figured out why them call them jugs.

Really.

Sadly for him, that's about all he has to run on.

Interesting to me that Romney's greatest success as a politician (Romneycare) and as a businessman (destroying Ameican companies and outsourcing jobs to India, so he could make hundreds of millions of dollars for Bain) are the two things he's trying hardest to run away from. Take some pride in yourself, man!

A funny joke wrapped in a nice package

My sister Judy sent me this email yesterday with a subject line of : "Do you get this joke? I don't! Please explain..."

"Q: Who hates bad grammar?
A: Your testicles."

To which I replied:

Weird – this email went to my junk folder, so I just now saw it.


Wait, I get it – a TESTICLES joke went to my JUNK folder. Now THAT’S funny!

Unlike the joke, which I still don’t get.