your name here!
I should almost start a new thread called Random Retirement Ramblings . Here are three: 1 - Would you want to know if someone is having sexual fantasies about you? Are you sure? Part of me would (guess which part), but the rest of me would not. 2 - The coolest email address: yourname@gmail.com. Rando Dude: "What's your email address?" Me: "It's yourname@gmail.com" Rando: (Looks up, stares) MY name? Me: No. Yourname. Rando: "Wait...your email address is my name?" Me: "No, it's yourname." Rando: "So your email address is randodude@gmail.com?" Me: "What? No, it's yourname@gmail.com." Me: (Gets punched.) 3 - I forget the third one. Which is perfect for a retired senior f-ing citizen, which I was just called last week for the first time ever, to my immediate alarm and despondence. (Wow - turns out "despondence" is an actual word. I hate it when I try to make up words and it turns out the