And then I thought, I'll bet there is a porn movie by that name by now, not that I have ever rented one in my entire life I'll quickly add. And I felt like kind of embarrassed for having this entire train of thought in my sometimes creepy head and wondered if it was homophobic to even think of such things.
So, I looked it up, and it turned out that the group who was way ahead of me is not the porn industry but yer Lesbians!
N.Y. Scene March 2012: Miss Lez Pageant, Hey Queen and more!
N.Y. Scene is a monthly column that chronicles events of interest for lesbian and bi women in New York.
Move over, Miss America and Miss U.S.A. The most prestigious pageant in the land of the free and home of the brave is Miss Lez, a production that has proven year in and year out to be wilder and more unruly than the unidentified mammal living on Donald Trump's head. The land of the free and home of the brave is, of course, Brooklyn, where — as we learned over the course of the night &mdsah; the "chochas" are free and only those who are brave enough to witness simulated period sex and Rapunzel-esque pubic hair survive.