Giving good head...lines

Some stories, all I need to do is read the headline to know I have absolutely no interest in reading any further:

Eel Swims Up Man's Penis, Has to Be Surgically Removed

(Go ahead, if you want: http://www.aol.com/2011/09/13/eel-swims-up-mans-penis_n_960865.html )

And some headlines, I only need to get about 3 words into to know, I'm gonna get my click on:

Scarlett Johansson Nude Photos May Be Fake, Are The Latest To Reportedly Leak

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/14/scarlett-johansson-nude-photos_n_961970.html


And just to show what a good guy I am, here are the photos to which they refer: http://ilikegirlsdaily.com/2011/09/14/scarlett-johansson-nude-pics/

Or maybe I just put the link there so I always know where to find it.

And now that I've posted for the day...and looked at those pictures again...in the words of Bert in It's a Wonderful Life, I think I'll go home and see what the wife's doin'.