Fun with Proper Nouns

There is a player on the Mets named Angel Pagan. Whatever the religious equivalent of Gender Dysphoria is, I'll bet he has it. Is he a Christian or an atheist? A dessert or a floor wax? (Old Saturday Night Live reference for you kids out there.) I wonder if he has a brother named Christian?

There's also a player in the majors named Rich Harden. I'll bet the kids who teased him in school with another variation of his proper name regret it since he signed his $6.5 million dollar contract this past offseason.

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